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deargreyskies:

everyone’s childhood otp

queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

"I wanna live in California. The weather’s always so bad here in America."

a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

beefycurtains:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

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earthdad:

i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you