everyone’s childhood otp
i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you
"I wanna live in California. The weather’s always so bad here in America."
i just went from aw to wtf
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
The United States Postal Service
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school
calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you