the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry
we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.
This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations.
"what state do you live in?"
I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this
if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend
okay i just wanted this on my blog because it’s one of the best things i have ever witnessed.
Hipster cred restoration.
This post is perfect.
Among the stupider things I found while hunting for gifs.
Obviously when you’re not a Vanderbiltian silver fox, the sun just shifts it’s lighting all the time to make you look the exact same in all situations. It’s cosmic affirmative action!
This is a good post by one of the creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender on color theory, and how color can look completely different depending on surrounding colors and context.
Uhh…that last image isn’t from the Aladdin film…It’s from a porn comic. It’s been cropped, in the full image he’s being blown by Hercules.
tumblr loses again
you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell
the expression is “going straight to hell”
wake up america
- reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
- reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me